How can I stop passing wind through my bottom??

It is very smelly and it's making my wife feel sick!!

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Answer:
Go outside or something, its a normal Human thing to keep your body from keeping those gasses in to make an indigestion feeling and it hurts fairly bad, You and your wife is going to have to suck it up and deal with it. Sorry to be Blunt.

-Doctor Means

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Answer:
cork screw should do it

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Answer:
1. bottle of wine

2. corkscrew

3. hammer

4. a close friend

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Answer:
Put a cork in it L.O.L…..

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Answer:
A hose

some personal lubricant

much courage

a large drink

and an open window through which to vent the hose

job done!

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Answer:
take beano just before eating foods that create gas……..buy it at a superstore

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Answer:
ask your doctor

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Answer:
You can't, but eat less.

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Answer:
figure out what foods/drinks are making you gassy, then avoid them.

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believe it or not its simple do what you do to a baby afther feeding it make yourself burp because all it is realy is trapped wind in arabs countrys if you dont burp afther a meal they take it that you did not enjoy it some take this as an insult so dont

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Answer:
It is your diet…

You might have an issue with Dairy or Gluten… (The protine that makes bread chewy)

You might be eating too much starch or meat…

You need to look at what your eating and take out things one at a time until you figure out what it is that is upsetting your stomach and causing gas.

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Answer:
Farting is good

Remember;

You no smellie

You no wellie

Besides if you stop farting (it has to come out somewhere) you'll start talking a load of shite.

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Answer:
clench ye bum cheeks together x

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Answer:
Yes, well, that's just a man thing! Take a walk around the garden so she doesn't pass out!

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