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I need to know for personal reasons
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ill give you a few tips, but dont share it your friends :
1. Schedule your sickness. Timing is everything. The best day to miss a day of school usually tends to be Wednesday. This is because it is towards the middle of the week since it isn’t a particularly important day, and you can get everything done on Thursday or Friday so that your sick day doesn't take a toll on your weekend. You'll have the whole weekend to do whatever you want. If you fake sick a lot, don't try it on a Monday, because your parents might get suspicious that it just happened to occur right when you need to go to school. Don't fake sick after a holiday or a break, this just shows that you want an extra day off of school and your parents will definitely send you to school.
* If there’s an illness going around, do some research and find out all the symptoms. Later you can hint that you “hope it's not that bug”.
* If you’ve siblings that also go to school with you, make sure that they’re not going to fake sick on the same day as you. It just becomes one huge mess.
2. Begin the night before. If you’re planning on staying home the next day, tell your mother or dad that you don't feel well the night before.
* If you've been ill before with a virus or bug repeat those symptoms; it will seem less like your faking. If you've been to see someone who had a cold or something replicate those symptoms so it seems as though you caught it from them.
* Stomach problems. Only eat bits and pieces of dinner; when your parent(s) ask what's wrong, tell them that your stomach hurts. Make sure you’ve snacks hidden in your room so you can miss a meal because you're “not feeling well.” If you normally do your homework, get started on it, but put your head down periodically so that they see you're not feeling well and it's interfering with your work.
* Sore throat. This only works if your parents are not the over-worrying kind. If you have over-protective parents that go running to the emergency room over a minor strep throat, do not attempt. The day before you plan to fake a sore throat, say that you're feeling a bit scratchy in your throat, and clear your throat a lot. That night, at about 7:45pm/8:00pm, say that you feel exhausted, and that you’ve a headache.
* Cold/flu. Breathe only through your mouth, as if your nose is stuffed. Wear many layers of clothing. This makes it look as though you’re freezing, since sick people feel cold easily. Sneeze loudly, then sniffle in front of your parents. Do this also when they're not in the same room but can overhear you from wherever they are. While they're not looking, rub your forehead, face, and eyes (if you have parents who check your face for temperature) then approach them, saying you don't feel so great. It'll make your face red and warm.
3. Go to bed early. Don't say anything. When you're around them, just walk out of the room and go to your bed. Don't brush your teeth–they'll probably wake you up to remind you. At that point, they'll probably wonder what's wrong, and you can tell them that you're not feeling well. Describe your “symptoms” and appear impatient, maybe even cranky, and eager to go to bed.
4. Prepare to have your temperature taken. If you do a good job, your parents will probably want to take your temperature, in which case you can read this article on how to get your temperature readings up when they check.
5. Wake up in the middle of the night. If you're pretending to have stomach issues, wake them up at about 1:00 A.M. and tell them you just threw up (having left some fake vomit in the toilet). For flu or sore throat symptoms, cough or clear your throat loudly enough to alarm them, and rub your face vigorously right before they come in.
6. Stay up till late at night. This gives you bags underneath your eyes, and you will have a legitimate reason to have a day off. Be aware you might be asleep for the day though.
7. Reinforce your feigned illness in the morning. Be especially reluctant to get out of bed. If they still want to make you go to school, get up, but sluggishly. Slowly dress, but not too slowly. Skip a button on your shirt, don't comb your hair properly, and don't tie your shoe laces properly (or even at all). Pick at your breakfast as if you’ve no appetite. If you're pretending to have a cough, go to the lavatory upon rising and rub your eyes with water a bit, just to give yourself slightly “sick eyes.” If you didn't begin faking symptoms the night before, it'll be much more difficult to convince your parents that you're sick. Here are some other last-minute strategies you can try:
* Wake up before your parents and quietly make fake vomit. Put it in the toilet and pretend to throw up. If this doesn't wake them up, go get them and tell them what just “happened”.
* Say you have diarrhea. Be sure to spend some time in the loo, flush the toilet, and spr
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you need to drink a lot of milk (to induce vomiting) and take some stimulants to induce bowel movements. The laxative can be taken the night before, no one can debate someone with the runs. Then you don't have to fake cough and what not.
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Take a Zinc dietary supplement vitamin on an empty stomach. Works for me every time! Makes you mildly sick for an hour or so.
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Watch Ferris Bueller's day off!!!!!