Oct
…… Im off tomorrow on holiday and need this cleared urgently before I get on the beach. Advice please?
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those crabs will be right at home on the beach
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The way that they got rid of them when a ship was infested was to slap you in the crotch with a mop full of kerosene and make you stand there for about 30 minutes before you washed it off. It worked.
However getting them off your body will be easy. Stopping a future infestation will be difficult. This is what you have to do:
Wash all of your bed sheets, blankets, pillow cases, etc in very hot water. Do the same with the undergarment's and all of the trousers and shirts that you have that can be washed. As for the things that need to be dry cleaned, nice trousers, sweaters, etc., get them dry cleaned.
If you leave three crabs, and one of them is a female, you’ll have to repeat this over and over again until you get rid of them.
Look in the drug store for a bottle of STOP, or HALT, something like that, and follow the instructions. It will come with a fine toothed comb and you need to get out all crabs as well as their nits (eggs).
Cooking crabs: Throw the crabs into a pot of boiling water with the spices that you like and boil them until they turn red.
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Guess what I think from what you have told us you’ve an infestation called crabs. Luckily it can be treated. It is a sexually transmitted condition and tiny critters lay eggs beneath the skin in your pubic region which hatch as crustacean like things similar to teeny shrimp/prawns. They make your skin itchy and you begin scratching, right?
Check up your World wide web under crabs on sexually transmitted diseases
and personally read the treatment suggested. You’re advised to throw away underclothing you’ve worn in case it is carrying eggs.
Don't worry. You won't die and do not be embarrassed. Most sexually active people have experienced this problem.
Tell your latest partners that you have experienced this so as they have the ability to take precautionary action. It is to be expected that some will over react but what the heck. You cannot please everybody.
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You got a lot of good recommendations here, but you aren't done with just shaving your pubic region, if you're hairy around your anal area, this needs to be treated as well. You will need a special detergent additive and wash all of your bed-clothes, including your comforter, blankets, sheets and pillow cases. If you don't, you're just asking for a repeat visit. You need to treat all of the hair on your body, not just your pubic region. Somewhere you’ve picked this up. It could have been a public water closet, or sexual encounter with the wrong person. Unfortunately, condoms don’t protect from this as it's a skin-to-skin infection. I would go to a professional doctor and have him/her prescribe enough to completely clear it up. Remember to wash all clothing that you've been wearing and use bleach and hot water on all white clothes. This will help. Good luck!
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Ewww you’ve Crabs. basically you wanna be sure and shave the whole lot off, then go to your chemist; they'll give you a cream or a spray type stuff that’ll clear it all up, also just a word of warning the underwear and trousers your wearing atmo (possibly some of your bedding) may have few stragglers (not sure what to do bout that tbh just thought i'd tell you since you'll prob get em back if not careful)
hope u get it sorted bud (=
also that joke bout the crabs being at home on the beach was hilarious! (=
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thats what having a hot body does, it attracts even the unwanted! Threat as head lice, have to wash everythng you use in hot soapy water, or in hot dryer..heat kills them as well.. go to www.webmed.com use the search engine. good luck guy..
ps..you also need to tell amyone that you have slept with..they might have them as well..
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Go to the pharmacy if you dont want to go t a doctor, they have the ability to give you a cream or a spray that will relieve you of this awful problem. This is much more low key and less embarassing and it is just the same thing that the doctor is going to tell you to do anyways.
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Bhai, it is okay i had the same problem 2 weeks ago. Just cut your pubes off.
Love Gandu_bhai_4eva
4realZ
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Sounds like the dreaded “crabs” you need to go to the chemist and get some medicine , don't be humiliate it's fairly common
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You need to see a medical professional right away. There are salves to take care of your visitors. In the meantime, refrain from Spankin Hank.
Squido
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youve got crabs. you need to go to the drug store and get some meds. ask the pharmists for help.
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Same treatment as head lice. Wash with that stinky lice shampoo .. and wash your clothes and bedding in it too.
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Go to your pharmacy or your physician. It sounds like you may have 'crabs'.
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Get some medical help and quit sleeping with skanks
SteveC
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Will you never learn to stay away from unsavoury women! YUK!!
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erm go to to the pharmacey
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Shave it all off
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oh no… you've got a serious case of “crabs” aka pubic lice.. u need to seek treatment from a professional.
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set fire to them
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shave em….
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Shave it all off.x
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go to a pharmacy to get some meds and then shave it all off
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Shave it all off down below asap
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leave them. let them run free along the beach!! they'll love it
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y dnt u shave it? or just go to ur doc