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I was cutting the grass and I cut my finger off and the blood was orange like an orange!!!
Am i Iron man???!!! Plz plz HELP HALP HULP HLP HOLP HILP!!!!!
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Dude! Have another.
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Nah, your not Iron Man, you are a Hunter from Halo 3. Don't worry, you are now invincible, just make sure to stay away from any and all humans and/or Spartans.
…because Master Chief doesn't have orange blood you nitwit! Hehe, only Hunters do.
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You're not human.
You're what people call an orange fruit called an Orange?
The thing is you're not a human, you may look like one but inside you're really a true Orange.
It's perfectly normal. Seriously.
Like totally.
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Try cutting another finger on the other hand. If the blood, if there is any at all, comes out pink; you know you have become a gay superman.
Can't you learn how to spell properly?
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Was your blood accompanied with dizziness? Cause if it, did, you're most definitely turning into spiderman. Sorry mate, you're becoming gay. Wait… spiderman is gay?…. right?
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you cut your finger off? and instead of going to the doctors you went on the computer and typed perfectly, despite the pain and the loss of a finger? I see…
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No you are just an amazingly orange smelling person. You are not iron man and you are definately not spiderman. or superman if you were thinking it. Sorry to break your Dream.
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did you have a double portion of carrot cake for dinner?or maybe too many orange jelly beans?i get it:you had a lot of pumkin pie!!!
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yeah you are iron man try tasting your blood maybe it tastes like an orange or maybe even a carrot…(scary music)…..or u just have a very rare disease called orangeitis…..(even scarier music).
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Carrot syndrome, very rare. Might just want to jump off a bridge man. Do yourself the favor.
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Okay
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put down the cheetos and call the doctor! quick like!
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OMG a flying carrot orange !!!!!
wher's that camera……darnnit……….
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time waster
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you are a fool
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go back to bed and get over it
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so why is lunch reduced or free?
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